what if your life is just a movie and billions of people in another dimension are watching it right now
they’re begging for a refund.
at least the soundtrack is awesome.
(via hell-in-keller)
Emshenanigans
I'M AN ANDROGYNOUS BOY WHO MAKES COMEDY VLOGS ON YOUTUBE *VIOLENTLY HAIRFLIPS*
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
(Source: wh1rring, via hell-in-keller)
my friend just texted me “figured out how to wear my coat as a skirt and leggings!” with this picture o h my god
she calls it a skoat im cr ying
(via the-krusty-crew)
when you’re singing really loud and someone walks in and you just kind of
(Source: hamsterangst, via heyfunniest)
Spaghettihos u rope
can u not
(via zeeeeeeeeeelol)
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
(Source: tears-in-the-tardis, via heyfunniest)
those albums that you can listen to straight through without skipping any songs
(via zackisontumblr)
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: tempooooooooes, via zackisontumblr)
im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu
i love you
(via simplisticnarwhal)
lostinwonderlandwithyoutubers:
imagine dan being this way about phil
*crawls up into a ball and cries*
(Source: drunkhowell, via zeeeeeeeeeelol)
